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Egypt and the New Age of Caliphates

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The stepping stone for establishing a religious based government

The crowds in Tahrir square could not wait any longer, they wondered why it has been delayed so many times and why it took so long to declare the winner of the elections, the army simply tried to buy time and think things over before it gives up its powers to a man that represents a party which will probably never surrender its powers without a bloody fight.

In this end Egypt is the first country to establish a Muslim brotherhood state, one that is governed with the harsh guidelines of religion and nothing else, one that will minimize its peaceful commitments to Israel or move one inch further and go into open hostility against it. This country is now fast headed into the forming of Sharia law, meaning further chaos and misery to its millions of Christian copts and secular population.

The nightmare has now turned full circle, the former president Mubarak is in bed, brain dead, he too must feel the amazement of many, to see the party of god, who served as an active past of the assassination of the president before Mubarak and has been a unlawful and violent group ever since it was formed is now controlling the country.

As the situation in Syria quickly develops into a Sunni Al Queda struggle against the Sh’ia Bashar Al-Assad it is only a question of time until the Muslim brotherhood will present itself as the natural leader of the Syrian majority and the new political wing of Al-Queda, in the long fight to establish the new caliphate.

All those non religious Egyptians who so bravely participated in the “revolution” now feel the heat of the African summer, soon they will be persecuted and charged, with utter disregard to their part in the play, for the parties of god are now holding the keys, and they will not give it back any time soon.

Egyptian Islamic Association Fights the Tomato

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Religious Vegetable Wars

The Islamic war against vegetables (and reason) seems to be going on in full gear, it was some time ago that we reported the Islamic suggestion to ban bananas and cucumbers for their potential sexiness, and now it seems that a lady saw the prophet (Mohammad) in her dream sobbing and tell her to tell believers that the tomato is a “Christian fruit”.

And is it not sheer joy that not only vegetables are now assigned a religious identity, but also that the prophet now makes appearances in dreams, just like Jesus who comes and visits every now and again, and for good reasons – not to ask that people will not be put to death in the name of religion, or that Muslims should stop fighting and killing themselves (or any one else), but the prime concern for the now-in-hevean-relexing-prophet is to cry over people eating tomatoes – which were created along all other vegetables by the almighty.

The combination of ignorance and boredom produces laughable, insane theories which expose religion to the reality of what it is – and what it had become, an always worried, paranoid group of people who consistently look for more ways to try and distinguish themselves from others.

Egypt Goes Wild – Underage Marriage & Post Mortem Sex

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Oh, Freedom, We have waited so long for you

It starts to look like a new habit, news coming from the post revolutionized Egypt are boarder line perverse and deviant in nature, not the first time, and it looks like far from the end of it.

Now that the evil and corrupt dictator Mubarack is out of the way Egypt has all kinds of ideas of how to move forward and provide its people with the extended freedoms and liberties that they desperately wanted for so long, under the crashing oppressive government of the former president. And it looks like they set the priorities right, by pushing forward laws to decrease the age of marriage (14 for girls) and also letting men (exclusively male perk) have sex with their dead wife – as long as she has been dead for no more than 6 hours (because 7 hours would just make it, like, disgusting?).

Coming from a culture that is so sensitive that it is willing to kill and be killed for the presence of cartoons around, it is pretty amazing to think that these people are simply fine with a men having sex with a corpse – and an 14 year old girl forced into marriage without the idea of what womanhood is – let alone adult life. But cartoons? this is really too much for them, and bloody riot against cartoons are widely accepted.

All of this, of course, is a conscious attempt at copying the holy teachings of Islam, or the ideas it presents in it, applying 1,400 desert rules to modern day life, and in the process making it look like this society is more pious than others in the region, to any normal person this looks insane, disgusting, appalling and primitive, but if you really believe that God wrote that book word to word, it might actually make sense.

Running a Country in Between Prayers

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Mamdouh Ismail, an Egyptian member of the parliament had a difficult moment at work recently, he realized that once again the discussions in the house of Egypt’s politics were running late and that he might miss his noon prayer, he decided to call upon all believers to go and pray, because who needs to run a country when god is sitting and waiting for his loyal subjects to once again through themselves at his feet?

Surprisingly this met the anger of other members of the parliament, first for disturbing the issue (the riots of the soccer game of last month, who cost the lives of many people and outraged most of the population of the country) but it was not only for the mere disturbance that the caller faced objections, many thought that this was in fact a challenge to the other members of parliament to go and pray, a mild suggestion by the caller that they are not as religious as he is.

The outrage was caused mainly by this, and not by the fact that these people are in charge of a country which is, for the last year, in a constant state of chaos and civil unrest. It does not look like the Islamic god (or any other god) is trying to help Egypt out of the poor state it is in, and nevertheless some people think it is a good idea to suspend political discussion in prayer to an unresponsive god.

Egypt – the Nose Knows

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What Next from Egypt?

This is on amusing story about a religious parliament member who was not happy with what god gave his as a nose, decided to go ahead and use modern medicine to change that and in the process had told the Egyptian people such lies that had to be dropped out of the parliament altogether.

Anwar Bilkimy told the press that he was attacked and robbed, that his face suffered blows and was hit but angry men, he had stirred up the sympathy and the anger towards those bands of criminals who recently attack ordinary hard working Egyptians on a daily basis. However the whole story was not true, he had simply had a “nose job” and did not want to say it.

But seriously, why would he avoid saying it, or better yet, why even start this mess? he could have just taken a couple of days off, say that he needs surgery and come back to work without any worries, why did he need to cover that nose job as an attack?

The answer is very simple, its religion. Devoted Islamists strongly believe that changing the way a person looks is an interference with the almighty work of god, it does make some sense, if god gave you that face you are not going to challenge god by changing it. So poor mr. Bilkimy realized he had no choice but to lie, very much like girls in certain parts of the world agree to anal sex just to have their virginity intact.

The lie got out of control, and in the end he is kicked out of his own (religious) party for lying, but to be honest he would have been kicked out just for the nose job if he would have confessed it from the start.