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God Save the King!

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As the UK, and with it some people around the world, prepare for the royal wedding set for tomorrow in London, we thought it would be a good idea to basically consider monarchy and what it is, also how it calls itself and who it claims deep relationship with.

It is no surprise that the call “God save the king” ties two fictional things together, one is the all mighty god, the second is the person this god has made the responsible adult to govern the population of a land. Not surprising is that almost all kings in the modern time have claimed that god itself has choose them to lead their people. But this does not end here… God does not get a second chance at choosing kings, since once he chooses one it is only this kings seed that will continue to rule the land, hereditary spelled all over it, kings knew what they were doing.

So you get kings and queens of all shapes and forms, but they all sprout out of a common gene pool, and only recently have decided to part way with god and let the people know that while they might not enjoy a close relationship with the almighty, they do need someone to pay for their lavish lifestyle, and since god does not sign checks the people need to work hard, because no royal has yet to start a successful business so that the royal family could live off its earnings.

So if you are British you should go out and participate, you are paying a lot of money for this after all, and if you live in a country where kings and queens, princes and dukes still get pocket money from the government (i.e. YOU) you should also watch this thing, because in a way you allow this to happen.

One last thing, there are a lot of people who do not care for the royals in England, however they do cherish the tradition of monarchy, they feel this is a proud English tradition and do not mind paying a couple hundred pounds a year for this hobby, these are the people who will have the most fun out of this wedding. AND – What did kings do before they thought of joining forces with god? they just made sure that they are the strongest and most cruel people around, so that the commoners do not mess with them, they did not need a god by their side as long as the knew how to use a sword.

What Came First, the Chicken or the Easter Egg?

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Pope Benedict XVI Holding A Big Book

Here is Pope Benedict XVI, the person that is the replacment for Jesus on Earth, saying that evolution has nothing to do with reality. Apparently he thinks that human beings were always the same, and will always be the same.

Funny thing. To me it looks like a younger generation is taller (what the hell do they put in the food these days?), it also seems that young girls turn to young women sooner than before, and we are not talking about thousands of years “before” but merely a couple dozen years or so ago.

The bodies that are found every now and again show a consistent difference from the current human being look, and much more than that – it makes complete sense that in 10,000 year humans will look different (maybe only slightly different) to us, but for some reason the pope thinks that is all nothing. Just like he asks his driver to be careful not to drive off the edge of the world (since it is flat, like some churches argued passionately) and that is why he asked NASA to change the whole space program since the earth is, as he believes, in the center of the world, and not a small planet circulating the sun. But that was long ago, and its almost 500 years since the church actually persecuted and killed, burned and tortured people for thinking what was right, so until someone sand strong and does not let them keep doing it they will toy with evolution a little more.

And, maybe it would be better for the 84 year old pope to try and focus his attention on Syria, where it looks like a massive oppressive massacre against the people has started today, including some fellow Syrian Christians, who can suffer greatly from the current government.

Death Toll in Syria & the Future

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In the last 2 days it is estimated that around 120 people were killed (murdered) by the Syrian police/army/secret services, add the numbers from last week and the time before that and you will get to about 1,000 so far (without counting wounded and not reported killings), the Obama administration is screaming in a very quite voice, in a very little room, into a mic that is not connected to anything “this must stop”, while the president goes looking for the Easter bunny.

It is now speculated that in the near future all the tribes and the different religious groups that make this country will be independent, they are arming themselves, and, as it customary in this part of the world once the main oppressive government force will be out of the way killings will start.

Who Let the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Out?

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Now it seems that some of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood leaders feel a little better, and they have finally started to express what they see as the goal and targets of the movement, which is no less than world domination. In a perfect world, according to this branch of faith in the Muslim world, we will all follow the Sharia law, or else, well, will be killed (no nice words to describe it, sorry).

Now I’m asking myself if they will return all the money and weapons they got from the US and Europe in the last 35 years, or will keep it to help them start the way for a new world order. Only time will tell I guess.

Oh, yeah, Egypt’s atheists are nowhere to be found, I guess they had their 15 minutes of fame, now the part of god needs its 1,500 years. Shame really.

Saw That One Coming
Iran Has No Gays - Eygpt Will Have No Atheists

 

Nice People That Get Angry, Sometimes

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I’m a nice person. My family thinks so, my friends think so and the people in my area also think so.

They all know that I love my favorite basketball team, that I think it has always been the best, is the best and will continue to be the best, forever. My friends know that I am very passionate about my team, I go to all the games, I know all the players, watch games over and over, and learn the history of the team by heart.

Other people know that even though I am a nice person I do not tolerate anyone who does not respect my team. I understand that there are other fans out there, that’s OK, by I also know that these people are stupid and have no idea what is the game, because they cheer for a bunch of losers that will never win. Only my team will EVER win. So when I realize I got a fan of another team in my house I kick him out, and I do not care if he is the doctor treating my kid for its kidney disease.

That’s also why I would kill any fan of other teams that will even suggest to my kids to follow a different team, or hang a flag of that team outside my house, or anywhere that is visible from my house. I mean, come on, everyone knows how passionate I am about this, why toy with me? Just so I react with full blown aggression and murderous rage?

That’s why last week I sent my city a letter telling them that if any challenging team will pass in the vicinity of my house I will try and destroy anyone on the bus, or car, and no one can say I did not warm them, that is just how passionate I am!

In other news, Terry Jones will probably go to jail, because apparently he is responsible for provoking passionate people to kill other people by his actions, GO TIGERS!!!