I’m a nice person. My family thinks so, my friends think so and the people in my area also think so.
They all know that I love my favorite basketball team, that I think it has always been the best, is the best and will continue to be the best, forever. My friends know that I am very passionate about my team, I go to all the games, I know all the players, watch games over and over, and learn the history of the team by heart.
Other people know that even though I am a nice person I do not tolerate anyone who does not respect my team. I understand that there are other fans out there, that’s OK, by I also know that these people are stupid and have no idea what is the game, because they cheer for a bunch of losers that will never win. Only my team will EVER win. So when I realize I got a fan of another team in my house I kick him out, and I do not care if he is the doctor treating my kid for its kidney disease.
That’s also why I would kill any fan of other teams that will even suggest to my kids to follow a different team, or hang a flag of that team outside my house, or anywhere that is visible from my house. I mean, come on, everyone knows how passionate I am about this, why toy with me? Just so I react with full blown aggression and murderous rage?
That’s why last week I sent my city a letter telling them that if any challenging team will pass in the vicinity of my house I will try and destroy anyone on the bus, or car, and no one can say I did not warm them, that is just how passionate I am!
In other news, Terry Jones will probably go to jail, because apparently he is responsible for provoking passionate people to kill other people by his actions, GO TIGERS!!!